so sometimes . . .

. . . I'm a little clumsy. For example, I regularly bump into door knobs, coffee tables, bed posts, drawers that are slightly open (probably because I didn't close them all the way), etc. This I've gotten used to since it happens so often I usually don't even notice until I find a mysterious bruise somewhere on my person. A depth perception problem perhaps? I don't really know.

Here's what I do know. There may or may not be a small welt on my face resulting from my hitting myself in the face with the car door today. I also may have had to put some ice on my face at work. It may turn into a bruise (though porbably not, it doesn't really hurt).

The really sad thing about this? This is not the first time I've hit myself in the face with a car door.

The mocking may now commence.

I deserve it.